Going Batty

GOING BATTY

On Tuesday Bev, Margarita, Craig,Sandro and at least two Chris's went to the Botanic Gardens to check out the bats. There has been a lot of talk about what the bats are doing to the plants in the gardens.

	Before we headed down to the fern gully where the bats live we went for a wander around the gardens. Let me tell you now nature is a pretty wonderful thing because Bev found a bush which she said smelt like curried sausages!
"Great sizzling sausages Batman, what is that noise?"
	"How noisy are bats? I SAID, HOW NOISY ARE BATS?.....Look, I can't hear you because the bats are too loud. They are even louder than Sandro or Margarita on a good day."
"Great glistening gravitational globdules of gauna Robin... What we need is an expert."

Wait a minute...What is Jan screaming about?
	POW! 20.00 ZAP! They hang by their hands and then waggle their bottoms! KERTHUNK! Sex is easy if you're just hanging around
Yes it's Chris. (How many Chris's can one story have?) arriving in the nick of time. Quickly konching out all the questions of our concerned citizens.

And so the satisfied citizens can sleep sound tonight knowing all these (and more)facts about bats.
GOING BATTY
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